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BRUCE: WHY DID YOU EVEN BRING ME HERE I WAS HAPPY IN STEREOTYPICAL INDIA WITH ALL THE PEOPLE DYING AROUND ME BUT NOOOOOO YOU JUST HAD TO STUFF ME INTO AN INVISIBLE AIRSHIP WHERE I COULD EMIT SO MUCH GAMMA RAGE THAT LOKI’S MIND-CONTROL SOLDIERS WILL BE ABLE TO LOCATE US AND THEY WILL PROBABLY KILL HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE IF I DON’T KILL EVERYONE FIRST AND YOU CAN’T KILL ME BACK I KNOW BECAUSE I TRIED SEVERAL TIMES WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO ENUMERATE MY SUICIDE ATTEMPTS BECAUSE I MADE A LOT OF THEM.

- The Avengers in 15 minutes

(Source: m15m.livejournal.com)